Unforgiven results!!!

Look at this shit: 75% accurate by my own grading scale! Not too shabby.

World Heavyweight Championship Scramble Match:

CM Punk (c) vs. JBL vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. Kane (0/1)

Punk was attacked backstage by Orton, DiBiase, Rhodes, and Manu (who's the son of Wild Samoan Afa) and was unable to wrestle, so Chris Jericho took his place and won the title!!! Definitely didn't see that one coming, but we here at the Stunt Granny like the idea of Orton being a third-generation wrestler and having a stable of second-generation wrestlers. Nice. Sucks that Punk had to lose the belt that way, but this way he can do the ol' "I never lost my title" spiel.

WWE Championship Scramble Match:

HHH (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. MVP vs. THE Brian Kendrick vs. Shelton (1/2)

Duh.

World Tag-Team Championship Match

Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr. (c) vs. Cryme Tyme (2/3)

Yeah, if you're going to have these two hanging around with Orton, you've gotta' let them keep the belts after Orton talked them into manning up and beating down Cryme Tyme last week.

Unsanctioned Match (2.5/4)

Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels

I'm going to award myself a half a point on this one, because I accurately predicted the outcome and then changed my mind like a moron. But I was on the right track! Don't know where they're going with this, but hopefully it doesn't lead to these two feuding over the title, now. Michaels is old and crappy.

ECW Championship Scramble Match:

Mark Henry (c) vs. Matt Hardy vs. the Miz vs. Chavo vs. Finlay (3.5/5)

Mark Henry was already stagnant as ECW champ, and the crowd loves Matt Hardy. No way you could extend Henry's reign another PPV because he's just not very charismatic, and neither is Tony Atlas.

Divas Championship Match

Michelle McCool (c) vs. Maryse (4.5/6)

Maryse just isn't over enough to be champ. I guess Michelle McCool is, for some reason.

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